How to be a real parisian

July 2, 2011

  1. Never smile
  2. Think yourself as the center of the world
  3. Think of any french not living in Paris as a redneck
  4. Stare at anybody for the sole purpose of filing him/her: below/equal/above yourself
  5. If you work in a shop, be unpleasant
  6. If you work in a brasserie, be rude
  7. Never *ever* smile (yes, same as 1, but smiling is subject to a fee... ok, I may be exaggerating)